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chesterloaf:

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i donate blood in the hopes that my blood will overpower theirs and take control of their body so i will gain another vessel to use as my own

why am I reblogging this?

it appears my blood has been successful

(via fake-mermaid)

  • teacher: y r ur eyes red
  • me: allergies
  • teacher: yea ur allergic to that dank ass kush
  • me: hell yea
  • teacher: hell yea

mescalineforbreakfast:

Kinda wanna have sex

Kinda wanna sleep for 12 hours

Kinda wanna eat 2 large pizzas 

(via makelovetome-infrench)


3 more sunsets till I see you.

You deserve to be with somebody who will drive three hours, just to see you for one.
N.E.W.,  Guidelines For Finding Someone Worthwhile (via lookingforsomeonewhocares)

(via insaneintoxication)

goldenruless:

This!!!!

I will write about the following, leave one in my ask box.

Dear person I hate,
Dear person I like,
Dear ex boyfriend,
Dear ex girlfriend,
Dear ex bestfriend,
Dear bestfriend,
Dear *anyone*,
Dear Santa,
Dear mom,
Dear dad,
Dear future me,
Dear past me,
Dear person I’m jealous of,
Dear person I had a crush on,
Dear girlfriend,
Dear boyfriend,
Dear [insert URL here],

(Source: wishtoconfess, via cortneylovesbrandy)